How to Lesion Yourself

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It's not my fault.  Shane says that I was supposed to sent out this week's
e-mail.  But I'm sure he'd volunteered.  This confusion has prevented us
from writing a new happy hour message.  But, I have an idea...  Follow
these easy steps, and you will have an all new happy hour message.

1.  Place some plastic garbage bags on the floor below you
2.  Apply a local anesthetic to your scalp
3.  Drill a small hole in your skull
4.  Insert a thin metal instrument such as a hanger into the hole
5.  CAREFULLY direct the instrument to your medial-temporal region, be sure
to avoid the motor cortex while doing this, as it could affect the whole
process.
6.  Lesion your hippocampus.  
7.  Do you remember the "Lost Book of Memory" e-mail?  If so, repeat step
6.  If not, click below and enjoy...

LOST BOOK OF MEMORY FOUND



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