How I spent my Summer Vacation
As the semester starts we must say a tearful goodbye to summer. The friends we've made, and the memories we've shared will last a lifetime. Let us pause now and consider the summer past... How They Spent Their Summer Vacations John Jonides - Improved WM capacity enough to maintain scores for 18 holes of golf. Ed Smith - Categorized all objects in his attic. Patti Reuter-Lorenz - Learned the hard way that it's "Foreign Legion" not "Foreign Lesion." Dave Meyer - Shaved 5ms off his simple reaction time thanks to a grueling regimen of yoga and candy bars. Bill Gehring - Spent money saved on beard care products on "Cigar Aficionado" subscription. Denise Park - Taunted old people at the beach. Thad Polk - Spent summer teaching daughters about animal cruelty. Colleen Seifert - Perfected cognitive map of her new house. Frank Yates - "Should I go to the pool or the beach? The pool or the beach?" Jun Zhang - Math stuff. Faculty and Students are invited to a very special Farewell To Summer happy hour at Good Time Charley's at 4:30pm today. Please remember to bring an SPF 15 sunblock...