Truths exposed at Happy Hour
OK folks, Many of you have been to the informal cognition/perception happy hours in the past, yet some of you haven't. In addition to drinking and laughing, we also answer many of humankind's most pressing problems and questions. For example: Question: What is the meaning of life? Answer: Tenure. Question: Do we have free will? Answer: No, we only think we do. Question: If you were to be stranded on a desert island with any tenured psychologist, who would it be, and why? Answer: Male: Dave Meyer, because he's tall, and can reach coconuts. Female: Martha Farah, because we're pretty sure she has super powers. Question: What is happiness? Answer: It has something to do with seratonin. Question: Is television bad? Answer: If it's CBS it is. So stop by and help us drink and ponder. Today (Friday) at 4:00 at Charley's. Weather permitting we'll sit outside, weather forbidding, inside. Today's big question: If evolution continued unfettered, would any academics survive, or would we be weeded out as the slow, weaklings that we are? See you at 4!