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C & P Pageant Contestants [ The Happy Hour Archive | obereed.net ] After the pageantry, pomp, and circumstance of last week's Miss America Pageant, I took it upon myself to look into the past of a few members of our own pageant community. I have to admit I was very impressed - We've got a lot of talent in East Hall. We'll be meeting for beer and the swimsuit competition at Charley's on Friday at 4:30pm. Name: Travis Seymour Title: Little Miss Frontal Lobes, 1983 Platform: Task Switching Awareness Talent: Bop-It en Pointe Name: Beth Veinott Title: Palo Alto Decision Queen, 1993 Platform: The Importance of Choosing the Right Clothing Talent: Rhythmic Coin Flipping Name: Bill Gehring Title: Dekalb County King of The Beards, 1988 Platform: The Value of Covering Up Your Mistakes Talent: Jazz Stroop Name: Jason Riis Title: 1st Runner Up, Canada's Wee Little Intramural Prince, 1981 Platform: Supporting Men's Sports Talent: Pom Poms Name: John Jonides Title: Mr. Working Memory USA, 1997 Platform: Better Living Through Turtlenecks Talent: Underwater N-Back Name: Adrian Willoughby Title: London Lexicon Lad, 1996 Platform: No Porridge, No Peace Talent: Funny Accent Name: Heather Pond Title: Ms. Magnetic Personality fMRI Princess, 1998 Platform: Keep Your Corpus Collosum Clean Talent: Cabbage Patch So take some time off on Friday afternoon and drop by Charley's to discuss duct tape and Vasoline with your friends. |